scrig meat

also known as taint (the skin between your anus and your scrotum.

she was chewing on my scrig meat

by supergong May 29, 2009

Meat Camp

My boss Meg.

Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.

by Flexo Rodriguez October 1, 2017

meat heart

A red pulsating penis head accomplished by squeezing the penis until the head becomes red and swollen to resemble a beating heart

My girlfriend enjoys giving me a meat heart for Valentine's Day.

by gekkman April 18, 2023

meat check

The process of observing the external sexual organ of a male (most of the time male) to see if it is in view of the naked eye.

John: Hey Jane can you do a meat check real fast? that girl just gave me a rager and i don’t want my mom to see.
Jane: Sure John! and yah you look good.

by FijiTreyOfficial April 10, 2019

meat ruffle

Mulitple levels of fat flaps covering the circumference of ones body. Similar to the "Meat Skirt" idea but more hanging skin at various thicknesses... Larger than standard "roll" size

meat ruffle...From a distance i thought the lady had on a floppy tutu, after getting closer i noticed the fabric of her clothing had just gotten caught up in her rippling meat ruffle

by Intestinal Chaos August 17, 2011

Fag Meat

Try hard gamers, With no lives,Or girlfriends, or no actual real life friends

"That dude plays this game to hard, He's a total Fag meat."

"That guy never comes out of his house, Total Fag meat."

by B.T.T.E. December 31, 2011

meat aisle

Slang term for anus, implying it has been overused in vigorous sexual activity.

How did you pull up after last night? Well, I took Tobin home, now my arse feels like the meat aisle in Tesco.

by Nicko402boyz January 26, 2017