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The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo
Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha
by Noia November 8, 2013
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Sophie Mary French

the most genuine and loyal person ever.

she is sweet and caring.

she makes you so happy.

her smile is the most perfect smile in the world.

and she is perfect for someone who's name begins with M.
by shessoperfecticouldcry July 2, 2023
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elijah marie jones

a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.
who’s elijah marie jones???

he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him
by copforhoeism March 18, 2020
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kerrie marie thomas

She's seriously sexy gorgeous wicked and wild every girl wants to be her every man wants her ,best friend, doesn't like fake people, takes no nonsense, doesn't suffer fools, has beautiful children any man will be stupid to treat her badly there's only one Kerrie Marie Thomas
Kerrie Marie Thomas oh my goodness she's seriously fine
by KezaBash November 3, 2020
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Cross Eyed Mary

Who would be a poor man
A beggar man, a thief
If he had a rich man in his hand?
And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth
If he could take it from the money man?
Cross Eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Hey, cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along
She's a poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song
She's a rich man stealer but her favour's good and strong
She's the Robin Hood of highgate
Helps the poor man get along, hey
Laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, cross-eyed Mary
Oh Mary, oh, cross-eyed Mary
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 23, 2020
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Lauren marie Fry

the awesomest red-head you will ever meet.
by a ninja in a pantsuit November 30, 2011
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Gel Anne Marie

Such a strong independent human, beautiful and smart person!
by milkthooman June 7, 2021
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