wiener lock

A condition in which a man's ejaculation is blocked from releasing for some reason, similar to a vapor lock in an automobile.

aww man I was all ready to bust that nut when I got that damn wiener lock!!

by ducks114 September 16, 2014

Pie locker

Stomach excessively full of pie

I filled my pie locker with desert

by Un1977 June 27, 2015

throne locked

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.

Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.

by Orionnoir August 7, 2015

High Lock

Opposite of "low key; Something known about by a large amount of people. Not on the low down.

Everybody high lock knows that I'm going to that party tonight.

by CannyBebe September 30, 2015

pirate lock

A cockblock

Example/ *boy*"dude I almost got in a girl pants"
*friend*"what happened"
*boy*"she had a pirate lock"
*friend*"Ohhhh was her dad there?"
*boy*"Ya"

by Thebigdic...tionary September 30, 2015

cap locker

Someone who always has caplocks on.

DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT?

stop yelling you cap locker

by thebloodytoot December 9, 2015

minge lock

The taking of a large woman for fingering at short notice.

Toby had that big grey haired unit in a minge lock.

by tobyunedog August 16, 2016