by BettySchwallocks October 18, 2019
A gay ass no good bitch. Someone everyone hates and someone who does it with his dog westley. Everyone wishes he was dead and die.
by Sad brad February 23, 2018
an individual who overuses and abuses certain words and actions, usually ending up as an annoyance and otherwise believing that his action was indeed acceptable
Person 1: dude i just scored tickets to the Devils Game
Person 2: swag
Person 1: even better, they're box seats
Person 2: double swag
Person 3: Dude stop being a John Reeves
Person 2: sorry man, no swag
Person 1: total John Reeves man
Person 2: swag
Person 1: even better, they're box seats
Person 2: double swag
Person 3: Dude stop being a John Reeves
Person 2: sorry man, no swag
Person 1: total John Reeves man
by Zeus Bobby Tawn January 06, 2012
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by Twizzle1195 October 09, 2018
An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".
John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.
by Viscount Druitt January 09, 2023
A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.
My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.
by __tater_th0t_ June 07, 2020