wall friends

people you friends leave you for and don't comeback. People your friends say are nice even if they talk about you behind you back and call you a dumb slut even if you have never met them before. People who you wish didn't exist because you now fell more depressed.

you cant hang out with us at lunch were going to see the wall friends.

by wall friend wanna be May 22, 2019

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Spluge Wall

A wall in which you spluge/nut on; usually done standing up.

Bro, make sure you don’t lick my spluge wall.

by Nations6669 November 4, 2020

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Wall chair

A chair. On a wall.

Person 1:why is there a chair on the wall?

Person 2: dude, it's a WALL CHAIR

by BobTesch January 20, 2018

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Wall

Something cooooooollll

I’m a wall

by I like random stuff May 26, 2021

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Wall

A barrier between Mexico and the United States that Donald Trump will throw temper tantrums over until his death.

"Did you hear Donald Trump might declare a national emergency to force American taxpayers into paying for the wall?"

"Yeah, it's too bad. Mexico is a great neighbour and their people make amazing tamales."

by Littleluckygem February 3, 2019

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wall of fuckwit

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.

Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.

by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021

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