Can you hear me now?

The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.

1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#

2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 05, 2009

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if there's grass on the pitch you can play

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.

Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."

by Bob Sider August 17, 2006

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can i haz cheese burger

start with amazingly funny pics of cats doing funny things text was added most then it was dubbed lolcats popular was can i haz cheeseburger

the kitty said can i haz cheese burger!

by iwiniwiniwin September 09, 2008

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axe can wake up call

When someone tosses an axe can into a fire at a camp out and wakes up everyone after the explosion

Andy threw an axe can into the fire pit when we were eating breakfast and woke up everyone including Burke's parents after the fireball and explosion. No more camp outs after that axe can wake up call.

by Poop McFly October 03, 2007

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There's nothing else I can say

Literally speaking, you have nothing else to say and don't know.
Can be used to exit/end a conversation, justify a break-up/cheat-on, and as an excuse for not wanting to think.
This phrase has an angry/indifferent/anxious undertone.

This phrase can also be followed by ", eh eh." often referenced by Monsters from "Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)" by Lady GaGa.

1. A: "I can't believe you fucking slept with him last night, you promised you'd never cheat on me..."
B: "I was so wasted last night, I'm sorry..."
A: "There's nothing else I can say."

2. A: "Did you seriously max-out my credit card...?"
B: "It was an accident... there's nothing else I can say..."

by penguwin June 13, 2011

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