a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.
A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore
Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight
Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?
Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking
Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight
Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?
Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking
Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
by cfrierson November 30, 2010
Get the douche bigalo mug.a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
by Fugues May 2, 2010
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by Lauren German April 10, 2008
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by Jimborizzle February 15, 2009
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2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!
by Christine Cascio June 19, 2008
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Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't
John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king
Gabe: tehe
Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't
John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king
Gabe: tehe
by joe knight July 7, 2008
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by dave nondouche March 12, 2009
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