Depressed b*tch

Me. Everyday

Sometimes I have a God complex, but most of the time I feel like a depressed b*tch.

by spoiledpoop April 29, 2021

Doge depression

A sadness that occurs when you sold Dogecoin way too early and missed out on millions of dollars in the stock market

I bought Dogecoin at $.0017 a share and sold it for $900 instead of $3 million. Im suffering from Doge depression now.

by anonymous May 9, 2021

Depressable

Very upsetting or sad

“I just lost in my game” That’s depressable

by Annie Lomas November 8, 2021

Depression

the fancy name for The Big Sad

Person 1: I'm starting to think I have depression
Person 2: Do you mean the big sad.

by A normal Hoovy November 9, 2021

depression bagel

A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again

Person1: “i feel kind of depressed”
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”

by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021

Gacha Depressed Crybabie

Gacha depressed crybabies are 9 year olds faking depression. They have red gucci bracelets and sing Fignt Song, Angel with a Shotgun, and etc.

Jace: I..I....I have depression......
Liya: do you like gacha-?
Jace: y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes.............
Liya: Do you have red bracelets-?
Jace: Y-es....
Liya: UR DONE.
Liya: Stupid Gacha Depressed Crybabie.

by kiuri November 17, 2021

Depression

It was always something more. They aren’t “just” sad. Talk to them before it’s too late.

Person 1: Honey, you don’t have depression. I feel sad sometimes, too. Don’t be so dramatic and stop begging for attention, you seem desperate.

Person 2: Thanks, mom. I felt comfortable enough to speak about my rapidly diminishing mental health and you turned it against me. Wow, by depression is cured! I am no longer depressed.

by MelonKun November 20, 2021