by ayee_mans April 25, 2016
Get the ghost crushmug. Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011
Get the Crushing the Muffinmug. Someone who is either your friend or is someone you saw once across a hall, picking their nose. Yeah, that guy you saw lookin' hot and handsome is really some weirdo, failing all of his classes. And if it's your friend, let all of the god's help you because you ain't getting out of this one alive. Either you hold it in until they find someone else and you drop subtle hints on breaking up with them, or you tell them and they reject you, ultiminantly destroying your friendship. And good luck if your gay and they're not.
1. Person 1: I think I'm in love!
Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?
Person 1: Yep
Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy
2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'
Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'
Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better
3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.
Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.
Person 1: well shit
4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?
Person 1: Yep
Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy
2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'
Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'
Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better
3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.
Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.
Person 1: well shit
4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
by A non binary bitch March 9, 2020
Get the Crushmug. A crush is a person that you find really attractive, every time you see them you try to look away quick and get butterflies in your stomach. There smile makes you glow and there long hair, you try to avoid eye contact but you wanna look at them so bad. Seeing them makes you happier then ever. You dream about them all the time.
by Emma Zargands September 10, 2021
Get the Crushmug. When a group of men are sitting around together, they get bored, sit on the floor with their legs apart while clothed and throw an orange at each other's dicks.
Dude, I played this new game, orange crush, with some buddies last night and my dick and nuts got hit hard!
by emerald_gremlin September 20, 2017
Get the orange crushmug. A one-sided relationship that is not cultivated, tends to hurt the one who never made a move, or did make a move but was utterly devastated by rejection.
Crush is a being in a state of pure infatuation, it is sweet but bitter, it is not a perfect form of love but a seed could always grow into a tree.
Having a crush means you admire that person, maybe a certain quality they possess, their personality or simply because of their appearance. Crush is merely superficial, especially for those who haven’t experienced love.
Crush should never be a distraction, if it distracts you and destroys your life, then maybe you should think twice about why you like them.
Having a crush is a good source of inspiration. Most people would only show a certain like able characteristics to be able to attract their crush, being better versions of theirselves and improving on what they’re good at.
Also, liking someone is also implied as a crush.
Crush is a being in a state of pure infatuation, it is sweet but bitter, it is not a perfect form of love but a seed could always grow into a tree.
Having a crush means you admire that person, maybe a certain quality they possess, their personality or simply because of their appearance. Crush is merely superficial, especially for those who haven’t experienced love.
Crush should never be a distraction, if it distracts you and destroys your life, then maybe you should think twice about why you like them.
Having a crush is a good source of inspiration. Most people would only show a certain like able characteristics to be able to attract their crush, being better versions of theirselves and improving on what they’re good at.
Also, liking someone is also implied as a crush.
Sue is so sweet and beautiful, and she’s nice to me all the time. I think I might have a crush on her.
by Ballad King May 4, 2019
Get the Crushmug. by Big momma over here April 2, 2020
Get the Crushmug.