Christian

Christian is good at football and is cracked at everything he does and is good looking and is good at beating dysen in madden

Christian is better than dysen at football

by Joemamma09876543210987654321 December 2, 2021

Bleacher Christian

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian

Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst

by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020

sarasota christian school

the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great

person: where’d you go to school last year?

scs student: sarasota christian school

person: i’m so fucking sorry

by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022

Christian Emly

A sweet and honest guy who is an idiot at times. Sometimes not knowing what in the sam hell their doing. Might skip school every once and a while.

Christian Emly is the one and only for me.

by Courtney Blade April 19, 2018

Christian

Christian is a kind caring and loving person who truly cares about there friends in many ways a guardian angel

Christian is my religion

by What is a Christian as a frien November 4, 2021

Christian Joseph

Christian Joseph is a sex god who is great at getting girls but doesn’t need one to complete him but gets one easily cause of his caring personality and that makes friends in a flash cause he is like a beacon of hope who every one needs

Christian Joseph is what every friend needs

by AJ Jones May 2, 2018

Christian

Christian is a bitchass Brain less religion that follows falls stories with no evidence if you wanna follow a religion you gotta know the truth the back history and everything

Hey Kyle could you please tell me where in the Christian bibles it says be nice to everyone

Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where

by Eskatiiiiiiiiiit June 24, 2018