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Captain Newbmeister

One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
Oh nos! We now have a new Captain Newbmeister!
by Drache September 8, 2003
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captain kidd

the man who made our cause that is just (grugang) the legend himself and friend of Alphard. his legions generals include Dr.Donk Ryuji red sent and Marcus
by dracon56 November 12, 2020
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captain woody

A man that has some good sex with a nice size penis.
Can't take it anymore captain woody.
Captain woody your sex is the bomb.
by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013
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captain effect

Similar to the cheerleader effect, the captain effect occurs when everyone in the group, male or female, is agreeably unattractive, EXCEPT for one individual. That individual is deemed the captain because he or she commands the outer attention of the group, AND is undoubtedly the best looking of the bunch. However, without his or her crew the captain is nothing.

Ex. If you have 4 girls in a group and all of them are the same, except 1 girl is noticeably taller and slimmer, who do you sleep with?

a. 1 of the 3. You have better chances.
b. The 1 exception. She's the captain.
c. All of the above. "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts." –Aristotle
d. None of the above. You've got a computer at home.

"A captain without his crew plays with his ship, alone, by himself, in the middle of the sea, where plenty of fish do NOT exist."
–Creeper at the bar
Bro 1: You see that girl?
Bro 2: Which one? They're all ugly.
Bro 1: The good-looking one.
Bro 2: She only looks good because everyone else is way uglier than her. It's the captain effect.
Bro 1: Well, I'd still do her.
Bro 2: Well, that's because you have beer goggles.
by Burt M. September 6, 2017
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Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.
"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."
by DZG August 29, 2020
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Snack Captain

The person in the relationship who thinks they’re the better snack buyer, but usually a person who uses this term selfishly is not.
I.E “I am the snack captain and pretzels are a good snack.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”
by Ewa WooWa December 27, 2022
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Liquid Captain AlecxTSD

A very good liquid captain, someone who should be promoted to the rank of General. He is super nice.
No way, Is that Liquid Captain AlecxTSD?
Yes!!!!1!
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