Captain Obvious

when a person states something that is apparent, or restates something that has already been said

(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)...
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious

by NYGaluv4eva May 11, 2015

Captain America

Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt

Captain America, are you flirting with me?

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

full captain

When you drop all inhibition and just do you. The act of not giving a fuck, and doing something awesome.

Man, when you sang to that chick in the bar, you went FULL CAPTAIN!

by zeeeeeeecaptain January 7, 2016

Captain Morgan

When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better

Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.

by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Rap captain

Another word to refer to our melaninated bretheren.

So this rap captain was in a sauna with some finnish dudes...

by Orim July 20, 2025

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants

the fourth book in the Captain Underpants series written by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023