Blow Back

When urinating after a night of sexy times your cheese helmut redirects your stream back to your pants leg.

Girl: What the #&%$? Why are you pissing in the sink?!
Me: Rather pee in the sink than get BLOW BACK on my pants.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwell August 31, 2009

blowing someone off

To fully make plans with someone and to purposely not show up when the other person doesn't have anything planned purposely to blow the other person off

I made plans with my friend and he totally just blew me off. Hence the term "blowing someone off"

by Badboy327 June 29, 2014

Alaskan Blow- whole

When a Female is sucking your D and you bust in her mouth then punch her in the stomach so she spits it out like a sperm whale.

I was with maggie this weekend and i gave her an alaskan blow- whole

by ennik .S relyt January 31, 2009

Blow My Day

Blow my day (BMD) is akin to fuck my life in the sense that something just went wrong and it has ruined you're moment or day.

"That party should be pretty tight this weekend!"

"It's not happening. John's parents will be home."

"Fuck, blow my day!"

by goodgirlgonebad December 23, 2009

Lazy Blow Job

Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.

My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.

by Getting the Job Done May 20, 2010

Lincoln Blow Dryer

The act of a sister blowing onto her brother's penis while a cob of corn is in the anus of either participating party

I didn't know I'd be into it, but after my sister gave me a Lincoln Blow Dryer last night I can't go back.

by Mank_Demes February 14, 2019

Stinky Double Blow

When a person is sitting on the toilet having a shit and someone sits in their lap to recieve the shitter's cock in their ass. Double blow refers to excreting shit and blowing a load in someone's ass at the same time.

I was horny for some ass and ready to take a shit, but had minimal time before work so I called my girl into the shifter for a Stinky Double Blow.

by UmmmNuts? September 17, 2017