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Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!
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country cow

Don’t put that country cow on yer toast
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christmas cow

On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass
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Cow

A very dark depressing word if wished upon one will have eternal aids
I wished cow upon my mother and she never came back .
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picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters
Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows
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Cow plow

When another women or girl is having sexual intercourse with your man
Hey , heard Steve cow plowed Stacy
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stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human
Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.
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