pay cow

A pay cow is person who is far too easily persuaded to fund any number of projects, causes, or content creators.

Grift YouTuber: "Donate to my Patreon so I can keep making videos about {insert grift topic}
Bob: "Ok! I can donate $10.00 a month to this guy!"
Jenna: "Don't be a pay cow, Bob. This guy only posts AI script videos. Spend it on something that matters."

by johnny_thunder April 4, 2024

Cow Edging

The act of Edging (or sometimes gooning) while you have a penis the size of a cows tail. Basically Edging with a big penis.

"I'm cow edging"

by Matthew Munt May 15, 2024

moo i am a cow

it is when a cow say moo but it cant be a cow so it dies

what did the one cow say to the other cow: moo i am a cow

by Rumradisse June 15, 2023

the cow

cows eat grass

my cow eats other cows,

that's weird
the cow

by TheTrueHggiv December 1, 2020

Cow tipping state

A cow tipping state is any state such as Utah, Montana, Nebraska etc… where a group of boys on a Friday night would have nothing fun to do other than go cow tipping.

God I hate being in Ohio… it’s such a cow tipping state!

by happycaptain May 10, 2024

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.

Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.

"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."

by kofikat February 18, 2024

Cow Savage

The cow that eats you when you beef with anybody. Don't beef

The Cow savage ate the people because he saw the beef sinners.

by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019