Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

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huge ass

Something of large magnitude

5 scoops of ice cream? That's a huge ass ice cream cone!

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

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Ass Biter

In one fell swoop, the act of flipping someone and then taking a chomp with your teeth on that ass

Jess went on a date with Brad. At the end of the date Brad goes in for a kiss and then turns full ass biter in a matter of seconds.

by Pacmanny April 10, 2019

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ass taint

the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)

Brett is an ass taint.

That girl really got his taint wet.

Shut the fuck up ass taint.

by chuck92 March 1, 2012

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Ass Rations

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Ass Rations.

by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014

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