Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back

Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"

by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023

asian keed

A very agresive kid who iq is 99999999. if his test is les than A+++, his parents will belt him. his parents expect an 101/100 on his test if not the ICBM comes

Tim," bro did you see that asian keed"
jo,"yea why"
asian keed hears conversation, " you idots. get bitches then talk to me"
Tim and jo gets emotional damage

by Terri101 October 8, 2023

asian motorcycle girl

Asian-American hippie hottie who rides a motorcycle, goes to Burning Man/live concerts, has a high-powered tech job and multiple boyfriends. Navigates a compelling tension between traditionalism, achievement and open love, never fully settling on one. A rebel similar to an abg, but more self-sufficient and less material

socal culture creates the asian baby girl, sf culture creates the asian motorcycle girl

by valenciamission September 16, 2025

Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 14, 2019

asian Comedy

A type or comedy that is when a asian talks or makes jokes about being asian

Or just using what they learned from others to make asian videos

Mostly or all are asian making content

Person 1 that asian made a funny asian comedy video
Person 2 yes it was

by Wesiswes September 9, 2021

Asian Ball

A league of asians coming together to be the next Jeremy Lin. Asian people made their own basketball league. YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN % OF ASIAN! You will find many leagues composed of kids ranging from 5th-12th trying to be recruited, and they won’t because the average height is 5ft.

It’s Easter Sunday, but I don’t care because I’m going to watch some Asian Ball

by Urmotherlikesmypeepee April 21, 2019

Asian sweat

When a Asian sweats while being a caculator.

When a Asian sweat is doing math and sweats while being a caculator.

by bigmac234 February 28, 2024