Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

Willy

The most innocent and hilarious name for a penis.

Johnny used to jack off so much and that’s what made his willy really sore.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

small willy dilly

A man small willy and is very self conscious about his very small willy. A small willy dilly is normally agrovated by his in fact very small willy and decides to take it out on others.

“Oh look over there at man, I bet he is a small willy dilly

by Daniel brigoli February 8, 2018

Willie Washer

A person who washes other peoples penis using soap or licking it clean

"Excuse me hen go and wash my Willie you Willie washer"

by Doobaloob January 14, 2017

Fucking Willis

TREX arms when the bill comes, always associated with bad day, bad luck, or cheap as is wont even buy a cup of coffee

Alternately blame willis for other faulta

I got the first round, 3 rounds later, wheres willis, damn, i got the bar bill, fucking willis

by Nextgen worker January 17, 2017

Happy Willie

An erect penis a boner

Damnnn, she is giving me a happy willie right now...

by urbanator69 January 25, 2017

Wet Willie

So.... if the Irish refer to a penis as a willie, then shouldn't a "wet willie" be when you cum in your lover's ear.

My boyfriend gave a me a wet willie last night

by Rosemary_2004 January 11, 2020