Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

alaskan toe lubing

The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.

I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.

by cuntfuckercunts February 13, 2014

thomas thomas toe

hes really annoying and he doesnt want to play anything with his friends.

thomas thomas toe is annoying

by tomas t November 08, 2020

toe nail clippers

A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.

My toe nails are so long but I don’t want use toe nail clippers to cut a part of my toe off.

by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022

stanky left toe

when your nan is such a fat cow and wont kill herself and die already

mate your nan is such a stanky left toe fame she wont slit her wrists and give me her pension money your mans need avon

by sexy left toe December 15, 2019

lack toes and tolerence

you lack some toes and dont tolerate milk

he is lack toes and tolerence

by YeetoWords April 26, 2022

MY PINKIE TOE

i was walkin and i stubbed my pinkie toe i said AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I STUBBED MY PINKIE TOE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOD GIRL U LOOK LIKE ABOSLUTE SHIT GIRL I HATE YOU GIRL MY PINKIE TOE

by 6969MyBrT0ThErHaSaFaTnOsE6969_ January 19, 2023