Canadian loafer

To take a dump or poo in someone's bear or elk skin moccasins

Last night I left Steve a Canadian loafer

by Disco Moses July 9, 2016

Canadian blimpfuck

Fucking the shit out of someone’s mom in the ass so hard her poop flies out of her ass making her fly.

You made me so mad, I Canadian blimpfucked your mother.

by J dolls bill May 27, 2025

Canadian Apple picker

A hillbilly boy with a love for apples

Oh hey it's a Canadian apple picker

by Mr.bigboyyyyyy December 12, 2020

Canadian jack

Mixing half jack Daniels and canadian mist to make one

Man I was bent last night, too much Canadian jack

by Ghettogodfather March 17, 2017

the canadian dream

Being rich enough to leave in the winter and come back in the summer.

Buddy's livin' the Canadian Dream, trading in snow banks for sand banks, all while sippin' on some fruity drinks.

by FoulFootFollower February 3, 2023

CANadian HandSHAKE

cunnalingus

She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night

by Supsupsuperman May 3, 2019

Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

by brxxdie February 15, 2022