Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

huge ass

Something of large magnitude

5 scoops of ice cream? That's a huge ass ice cream cone!

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

ass status

a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.

"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status

by amleblanc14 April 14, 2010

Ass Charmed

The state of mind in which a teen male is charmed by the ass of a teen female. The teen will do anything for or around said ass.

Also see: Boob-Wooed

"I am NOT boob-wooed!"

"Then maybe you're ass charmed."

by UnitedsTatesoFwHatevah January 25, 2011

Ass Noggin

one with a higher level of butt-headitude. Someone who is such a butt-head that they need a whole new word to describe them.

Julia looked at Ashton and said, "The way you hit on Patrick while he was dating Toni made you look like a real Ass Noggin."

by J-Mee ft. DJ TC September 7, 2010

harpoon ass

the ass of a skinny person when they sit on your lap and it hurts.

She sat on my lap and it was painful because she was a harpoon ass

by asssmann May 30, 2010

Fizz Ass

The act of releasing feces the morning after a long night of drinking.

Wow! Youmee really had a mean case of Fizz Ass after her night on the town.

by Fizz Doctor January 26, 2008