Bread guy

Bread guy is a fucking dumbass, he's my arch nemesis and he's evil as shit, he mains banhammer, who the fuck does that

Niko: Yo bro Bread guy? more like breast guy
Toast guy (me): so true bro

by Toastguy999 March 1, 2024

Get bread spread on

To be flexed on by another person, either through them displaying money or showcasing an expensive item.

"I didn't expect to get bread spread on on today, but when John casually pulled out a wad of cash at lunch, or when Sarah flaunted her new designer watch, it caught me by surprise."

by Gamergmaing66 November 16, 2023

bread pudding

A dessert consisting of chunks of stale bread soaked in a sweet custard mixture before being baked. Often paired with a thick vanilla sauce. Despite the strange concept, it's a very easy dessert to make with often disproportionately delicious end results. Be warned, however: if you make this recipe for an event, its attendees WILL start hounding you to make more and more of it for them in the future. It's just that good.

I made some white chocolate bread pudding for my mom's birthday party last week, and it turned out really good! So good, in fact, that now people won't stop talking about it with me...

by Inlovewithabsol December 23, 2023

Bread

Bread (or breading) is a cuddling position where two partners lay on top of each other with their stomachs facing towards the two partners.

“I love when my I cuddle with my girlfriend and we bread to the point we slowly fall asleep”

by Startupedition February 5, 2024

WiFi Bread

"To make bread" means making money, and Wi-Fi Bread simply means making money online through entrepreneurial ventures.

Joe: I want to escape the 9-5 and make lots of money without going to the office every day.

James: Gotta make that WiFi bread then, homie.

by Morrahunter March 18, 2024

Bread pudding

A dessert item that you must be a frequent flyer/extended stay homeowner in a local county jail or state corrections facility to enjoy . contains bread and pudding products ground up together arranged in a more appealing fasion .

Also used as currency, projectile/weopon and or gambling payment

I slapped that bitch wit my bread pudding;

Bitch you owe me 2 bread puddings ;
You gon have to pay 3 bread puddings for that

by BreezyS36408 April 20, 2017

Breaded Salmon

The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.

"Last night was pretty wild. Titus pulled a Breaded Salmon on a few middle schoolers."

by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022