dick blister(s)

The puss filled nodules on his/her penis formed as a result of over excessive masturbation.

"Dude look at my dick!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
"It's my dick blisters, I screwed myself too hard"
"Dude, that's fuckin gross....."

by Mitch January 5, 2005

jam eater/s

An inhabitant of Whitehaven, On the Cumbrian coast. So called because the miners in Whitehaven used to eat a lot of jam sandwiches.

The Jam eaters have taken all the bread again.

by Oostanite July 28, 2004

Crazy 8's

When a group of gentleman all grab their testicles by the base of the scrotum, so as to form an "8" on top of their fists, and then press them together in unison.

I'm having a great time, guys. Let's class this place up with some crazy 8's.

by Chicken hawk August 23, 2012

s-e-x

1. what porn stars are paid to do
2. what most people like to do for money or for pleasure
3. to fuck
side effects: orgasms babies

i had sex with a really hot chick last night

by cameron June 25, 2003

2's Day

The date Februrary 22nd, 2022. In American date format, that becomes 2/22/22, and it just so happens that this date lands on a Tuesday, with "2's Day" a pun on Tuesday, and it should be celebrated at 2:22, 2:22:22 if possible.

Man 1: "Hey, 2/22/22 will land on a Tuesday!
Man 2: "Holy fuckin' shit!!"
Man 1: "Let's party at exactly 2:22! It's gonna be lit af!"
Random Bystander: "Long live 2's Day!!"

by Warble Time February 22, 2018

B some S

To insert Salvia into a bong and light vigorously

"Hey kids do you wanna go B some S?"

"I need a better bong! This is S deserves better."
"Mate I swear daan I B some S like 24/7, standard."
"Why did that ganja make me trip balls? Dude, you weren't bongin' bud... that was some S."

by bEN jARED mACFARLANE fREEMAN May 13, 2010

50's Milkman

Occurs when a fella has feelings for a lady. To show his affection, he fills up a milk bottle with his own semen and smashes it across her face.

Did you hear George proposed to Sandy by giving her a 50's milkman? They say she looked especially radiant with all the blood, tears, and semen on her face.

by Foetusincome November 9, 2011