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Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.
Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots
by Primopig December 25, 2018
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turkey whipped

One who has a fetish for eating ass with hemorrhoids and or licking up dingleberries.
by Phonyassshaggy July 12, 2024
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Turkey

Someone who is child-like or spirited.
by EgyptianKathy November 22, 2023
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Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020
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Turkey

Turkey is good shit and it lasts a while.
The girl tried to tell everyone to stop treating turkey like the star of Thanksgiving since it was the weakest link. On her own table, she was free to treat turkey any way she wanted, just like everyone else was. Once she started preaching about other people's tables and other people's turkeys and what they should do with them like she owned their tables and turkeys, she was looking for trouble with everyone.
by Solid Mantis November 27, 2020
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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Tech Turkey

A person who does not have, use, or know how to use, phone apps.
Don't be such a tech turkey. Download some apps on your phone!
by JayBuck September 12, 2016
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