Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018

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Turkey

A girl wit a fat ass

"Mane shawty at da papi store had a turkey"

by anonymous May 31, 2021

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Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.

That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.

by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024

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turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.

Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.

by inkedworker August 27, 2020

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Catching the crazy turkey

The act of making turkey noises during sex. Best results come from cunnilingus.

Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."

by Wig Wam December 13, 2014

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