packin meat

Big ass dick

That guy who was packin meat beat that girl!

by MickeyMiller09182 June 6, 2016

meat aisle

Slang term for anus, implying it has been overused in vigorous sexual activity.

How did you pull up after last night? Well, I took Tobin home, now my arse feels like the meat aisle in Tesco.

by Nicko402boyz January 26, 2017

meat clicking

When a Prince Albert piercing clinks against another Prince Albert piercing or a set of braces.

The boys and I had a great Saturday night after hours of meat clicking!

by Mr. Pity October 13, 2017

meat peeker

That guy using the urinal next to you staring at your junk

My pee-shyness went into overdrive when I noticed I was urinating next to a meat peeker.

by Totzmastacrunch December 6, 2009

Meat Mittens

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.

Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.

by AlimonyBob October 27, 2015

Meat Battleship

A sexual contest where two or more people battle to the death on a waterbed with their meat cannons a.k.a. penises.

When i went down to the strip club there were 2 Meat Battleships going on.

by meatcannons101 November 22, 2011

Meat Syrup

The thick fluid that emits from the man's penis during sexual climax.

My boyfriend spilled his meat syrup all over my chest.

His meat syrup tasted like yogurt.

by fuckingmotherlick January 7, 2012