Bacon

Food of the heavens. Eat it raw, eat it fried to a crisp, shits bussin bussin either way.
NO BACON, NO DEAL. Enginner tf2 eats this daily
bacon stands for Bussin Absolutely Coppin Opulent Nifty

bacon is peng

by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 20, 2022

Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011

Bacon

A word that defines a person, place or thing as viewed by popularity culture. Similar words would include: "cool", "wicked", "dope".

"that car is so Bacon"

by Daniel Webster Urban ctionist June 14, 2020

Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.

I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate

by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018

Bacon

The worlds greatest creation
Maybe even God's. 🐷

Only bacon can help us now!

by aRandomPerson👋 November 16, 2017

bacon flinching

Bacon flinching, when you take a piece of bacon tie a string to it and give it to your girlfriend to swallow. While having sex just before your about to cum, you yank out the bacon, causing your girlfriend to wretch, which will also make her tighten up making your orgasms so much stronger.

Babe I am horny shall we try some Bacon Flinching tonight?

by Bacon Flinching January 6, 2018

Shake Your Bacon

To display your sexual prowess.

Shake your bacon if you know what I mean.

by Nina Hara November 23, 2020