Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like a pile of fishes who have been turned inside out and all of their insides are on show and outsides hidden.
by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

One who promises, or insinuates that one will provide or assist in the smoking of marijuana, yet fails to do so.
by Strauss gets DP'd April 12, 2011

by Blownifer June 11, 2020

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.
A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.
by Planet12 May 25, 2025

by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 17, 2019
