The Old Stink Wink

The act of farting in a person's general direction. This act is usually precipitated by an offensive act performed by its victim

After watching Jeff take the last piece of birthday cake from the breakroom, Ben walked to Jeff's cubicle and while in conversation with Jeff, he gently turned and shot him the Old Stink Wink.

by BigSugah October 29, 2008

New Old Mullet

A hairstyle in which the hair is buzzed down to 1/8th of an inch, also called "The Obadiah".

"Woah bro, I see you just got the new old mullet I'm impressed, looks good. You probably get all the women now"

by ThymeKeeper March 22, 2023

Old Time Road

Not old time road.

Dave: I got the horses in the back...
Jane: Haha. I love that song. Old Time Road, right?
Dave: No.

by True or False November 12, 2019

dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time

That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.

by Bub4 February 11, 2017

old man yaoi

old man yaoi refers to gay Japanese illustrations of hot breedable older daddy's who are in love

"I like old man yaoi"

"Jeepers creepers! Somebody hit the nae nae too hard"

"End your life, scoundrel"

by vel the DILF hunter November 7, 2023

dry old fashioned

A Hand-Job with no lube or spit.

We didn't have sex, but she gave me a dry old fashioned in the car.

by Billtown September 24, 2013

Old Indian head

When a women sits down on the toilet to pee and gives a man a blowjob while peeing.

"Holy carp man, the girl last night was so crazy she gave me some Old Indian Head in the morning after."

by Spaceman616 March 28, 2023