Schrodinger's Friend

When you're into someone, but you're not sure if you're just close friends or taking it slow. This is especially common among lesbians in cultures where women are expected to have intimate friendships, and among gay men in cultures where men are expected to have the more intimate friendships.

P1: So are you and Jessica going out? And don't lie to me, I saw you two making out earlier.
P2: I don't know, I mean it could have been a kiss between friends.
P1: Friends don't kiss with tongue, this is very much not a Schrodinger's Friend situation.

by Alletto February 10, 2022

(fluff)Friends

A great Facebook app with cute animals that happens to have an ironic title: a fluff friend is probably a friend in Facebook-name only.

"I have (fluff)Friends on Facebook!" "You mean your sister's ex's friend's cousin you added last week?" "No, it's a kitten."

by Facebook user May 13, 2009

pedestal friends

a set of friends who can not survive on their own.
i.e. one can not live without the other.

"see those two girls right there? their always together, their pedestal friends"

by loveit July 20, 2007

Half-Friend

Someone you're friends with, but you do not hang out with or get together with. This can also mean someone you talk to at school, whose phone number you don't have or someone you just TALK TO (and do nothing else with each other). More like an advanced acquaintances.

"Yo that guy Rico is my homie"
"No, he's just your half-friend, since you don't ever hang out. You don't even got his phone number!"
"Yeah, all we do is just talk sometimes.

by the dicky-tionary May 21, 2018

F friends

Another way to say fuck buddies

I didnt want to be too obvious so I called us f friends

by My_handle December 23, 2018

Guest-Friend

Someone who you dont want to show up but they do anyway. You probably dont like him/her because they are annoying, though you always see them. Otherwise known as the buzzkill of the party.

1: Who all showed up at the party?
2: Just some of the guys...oh and my guest-friend, Terry

by RazzTheDayWalker June 1, 2009

Bandwagon Friend

A person or "friend" who only hangs out/ talks to you because you have recently become popular, important or now have something to offer them. They will immediately drop you as soon as you are no longer useful or interesting.

-Now that I've won the lottery I've recently aquired many new friends.
-Sounds like you have a lot of bandwagon friends.

by LeFuckoffJames April 25, 2015