texas longhorn

is committed while a female is sleep and you jack off and when you get ready to bust a nut you shove your dick down her throat

i gave your mom a texas longhorn last night.

by sheriff bufford t justice February 16, 2008

texas mudsickle

when your almost to orgasm when having sex with a girl and you put your wang in her poop shoot one time and "bust" in her mouth.

That girl puked after being surprised with a texas mudsickle.

by Class2002aew August 29, 2006

texas roll cinnamon bowl

When two gay partners are making love, one of the handsome men poop in a bowl, and start making love again. Then the man makes the other handsome devil sploosh all over the poop, while the other one adds cinnamon. Then they both enjoy a awesome home made cinnamon roll, together!

Dude, me and my boyfriend just did that texas roll cinnamon bowl, and it made me so happy.

by The Dave Man 6969 August 21, 2011

Texas

The Worst state in america home to fat ass redneck fucks who marry their sisters.

"oh your racist you must be from texas"
"your darn tootin"

by applecider6693333333333333333 February 20, 2015

Texas Beltbuckle

Step 1: Go into concealed room and unzip pants
Step 2: Make sure cock is hanging out of pant zipper
Step 3: Cover cock with shirt, for example: pulling it down over your pants
Step 4: Walk out of concealed room
Step 5: Step up to somebody, and ask them a question.
Step 6: Raise shirt to reveal cock.

Man, wasnt my Texas Beltbuckle fuckin hilarious?

by Shoen October 12, 2003

Texas

A Southern US state that only steers and queers come from.

Sgt. Hartman: Holy dogshit, Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas private Cowboy!

by Francis Urquhart June 5, 2013

Canadian Texas

A small town located in the Panhandle of Texas. Very boring, known for its many mexicans and many pot smokers. The few people that inhabit it are "canadians" though they are not in any way from Canada and are not fluent in anything BUT spanish.

(random person)
"Oh look! it says they're from Canadian Texas! Dudes! Are you from Canada?? C'mon say it! Say "eh?"

(canadians)

"Fucking morons, it says we're from TEXAS!"

by Mildred Carson. October 18, 2008