Josh

Josh is a player who will say he loves you but doesn’t. He will talk to you for hours (maybe not) and say that he really likes your right up until someone new comes in and she steals him from you. Unless he is younger because when they are younger they are the cutest wee thing on the planet and is very kind.

Old josh: regrets what he’s done
Teen josh: is a player

Young josh: is very cute and nice

by Ok then Mr boomer December 2, 2019

Josh

Josh is a cool and funny guy. He can take jokes and make jokes (some weirder than others) he is extremely caring and he loves his friends and family, hes also good in bed. Hes very helpful and if you ever feel down he will help you.

Josh is going to the park.

by markuazazon October 12, 2020

Josh

short for joshua. a bit of a player before you get to know him. hottest guy around and has all the girls falling for him. struggles to find his true friends and is often thought of as shallow and self-obsorbed. when a josh finds a girl he likes he becomes a bit shy around her and can't seem to get her like all the others. fun when you get to know him and has a good sense of humor.

"look at they guy, he must be a josh"

by horseywhisperer February 22, 2019

josh 500

He is the strongest man alive. He can tear the world in two and drinks the blood of his enemies. It is said that if he looks at you you die on the spot. He doesn't live he just conquers.

"Dude run away Josh 500 is coming."

by Joseph mother deitz nutz da 3 June 6, 2023

Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!

Girl 1: OMG! Who’s that super cute guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s only the cutest guy in the world: he’s nice, super sporty, super handsome and super cool!

Girl 1: I need to speak to that Josh Parsons

by JEPJEP November 7, 2020

Josh Drewery

a stupid man who doesn't know how to run and is as fat as a rhino on steroids

josh drewery gay

by Gingerbiggy May 22, 2019

Josh

When he laughs he sounds like a fucking hyena on crack and his veins become 3d. He's as tall as fuck. Likes to smoke titties. Has a voice deeper than the ocean. Fast.

Josh stop laughing ur making me laugh more!
"Smoke titties."~Josh 2017

by JMartBoii September 25, 2019