Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release

In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.

Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!

by Russell Upsomgrub June 05, 2014

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hank get the sweet and sour sauce

Hank get the sweet and sour sauce not BBQ

Hank get the sweet and sour sauce

by babagril July 08, 2021

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wang dang sweet poon tang

some really sweet poon tang that you really want to shove your wang dang in

Tom- I saw michelle last night she looked so good!
Connor - did you shove your wang dang in her poon tang?
Tom- nahh didn't have the penis to sniff gooch nugget sniff?!?! :D

- Tom & Connor

wang dang sweet poon tang smells like gooch cheese

by Eclipsify November 24, 2013

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You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.

{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

by Telephony May 28, 2015

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