Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!

by jRob917 October 29, 2011

Smashing s’more

A foursome with two brown people (the graham crackers), one black person (the chocolate) and one white person (the marshmallow).

I had a smashing s’more last night and poured my marshmallow all over those girls.

by CanadianEmbassy January 29, 2022

SMASH BROS

When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more

Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML

by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023

Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.

Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes

by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018

Smash 2v2 curse

The Smash 2v2 curse is when you play online and get only put in 2v2’s and get a terrible teammate, leading to you loosing valuable GSP because getting second place counts as last place.

I’m in the Smash 2v2 curse and I keep on loosing like 450,000 GSP per match!

by Iilw44 April 20, 2023

Smash Wrapper

A condom.

Yo, we got some smash wrappers in the drawer over there.

by honchell1235 June 5, 2018

smash that evil

The act of killing all borderlands enemies excluding the Sarcastic Slab

Smash that evil, that evil needs to be smashed

by TJITHINK June 5, 2024