"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone
by Sam Haater April 11, 2023
Get the Sammug. The act of shitting on the ground, rolling in clotheless it for 10 minutes, and carrying on with your day like nothing happened.
by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025
Get the Stinky Sammug. by DiscountLemonClorox March 1, 2017
Get the Sammug. A person with an inverted penis and zero sense of style. He will buy expensive ass things with his dads cancer fund and use them for one day. People will walk around hard as a rock then see Sam and become soft as a New Zealand kids mouth.
Hot girl 1: Ew, look at that Sam
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any
by BackSeeet October 22, 2018
Get the Sammug. 