Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

cowboy queef

when a truck with a large exhaust chooses to blow black smoke (queef)

Did you see that truck blow a cowboy queef? Dude must have a shrimp dick.

by yolkmart December 16, 2021

Nose Queef

Forced air extruding from the nostrils.

Bro, just Nose Queefed. My bad.

by MR.MAV January 1, 2022

Papas queefaria

A place to queef unlimitedly with all ur gals

My pussy was throbbing so bad, so I had to go to papas queefaria

by Fatcock30897 March 16, 2022

Man Queef

Man queef
/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”

Guys, did you hear that man queef?! Someone must be happy to see me!

by Th3RealPoopMaster9000 May 12, 2022

Edward Queef

The nickname for someone who is really short and really pale

Oi Edward Queef come here!

by Joshsmithisanonce11 June 10, 2022

Jizzy Queef

When a mf jizz in your hole and you queef it out

Hey Ethan I just hella jizzy queefed in that bitch
Damn Karma you savage

by Perinea August 9, 2022