Purple V-Neck Day 

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.

Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.

Purple V-Neck Day by KidNapsterz August 25, 2010

purple husky 

a card game of wits and creative mind-boggling moves that provides hysterical entertainment for those that know how to play and baffles the pants off of those that don't

You have to watch us play purple husky a few times before you can get it.

purple husky by gaffaw May 14, 2011

purple slide 

losing your virginity in a playground slide at MacDonald

hey bobby, you totally just lost your virginity in the purple slide.

purple slide by keithsimonson June 2, 2011

Purple Casket 

the act of enforcing one's authority on a subordinate, especially one of lesser confidence; to smack a bitch

Shaniqua was acting up so I laid her out in a purple casket.

Purple Casket by Barnes N. Obel October 14, 2011

Purple polo 

The term used when Homosexuals want to have a group orgy consisting of more than 3 men.

When Homosexuals want to have an orgy they say, "hey who's up for a purple polo"

Purple polo by somone you dont know...YET July 9, 2011

Purple Santorum 

A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.

My girl is chowing down on some beets right now, I'm getting a Purple Santorum for my birthday!

Purple Santorum by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012

purple hayness 

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

purple hayness by [e-mail] June 16, 2012