pothead potato 

That one friend that doesn't get the inside jokes

You wouldn't get it, you're a pothead potato!

pothead potato by Crazyhyenaowo February 28, 2017

petite potato 

That girl with long brown hair who is really small and skinny. She loves food, especially her jagabee potato chips. Don't mess with her, or she will bite you. Jk she's super cute. But still,

don't.

She's so cute! What a petite potato

petite potato by Karaage April 23, 2017

Hot potato 

A person who is attractive "hot"...

You are a hot potato!

Hot potato by Superwoman 9 July 13, 2017

Abusive Potato Syndrome 

A human that becomes a potato that rolls around screaming and sprouts arms and legs at one point. The cure is to eat five peanuts every day for 360 days. When becoming a potato, eat that human fast before they reproduce and try to kill you with their mini potato children.

Mother: Omg! My son is a potato! Doctor help what do I do?

Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.

Abusive Potato Syndrome by A goddamn god April 11, 2019

Kaiba Potato 

Seto Kaiba if he was a potato

have you seen Kaiba potato

Kaiba Potato by Kaibaman September 3, 2020

mouse potato

Someone who often allows a small electronic device, a computer mouse, to substitute for interaction with the real world.

My friend seldom bothers to answer his phone any more...too much effort, he says...he's turned into a real mouse potato with his like-minded Twitter and Facebook friends..

mouse potato by colonelmars August 11, 2009

detroit potato chip 

When doing a girl doggy style, pulling out, busting a nut on her back, then waiting till it dries, peeling it off and feeding it to her

I fed my girlfriend a detroit potato chip last night.

detroit potato chip by AShiver August 4, 2007