Noun (n.)
1) The result of a rash which occurs at the opening of the penis upon a combination of excessive urination and traditional american peehole filing at grit ranges below 60 (particularly but not exclusively during the final days prior to the winter solstace in south eastern united states,) and most prominant during barometricly unstable seasons.
1) The result of a rash which occurs at the opening of the penis upon a combination of excessive urination and traditional american peehole filing at grit ranges below 60 (particularly but not exclusively during the final days prior to the winter solstace in south eastern united states,) and most prominant during barometricly unstable seasons.
They (obama, constituants) call me a cunt. I say, I'm not a cunt just look at my leaking piss blisters. Now show us your big tits little lady.
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Get the piss johnson mug.To urinate while sitting down. (exclusive to males)
This is usually done to greatly reduce the chance of embarrassment caused by wet patches, splashback, dripping, excessive sound and other problems that can occur while a man urinates in the conventional upright position. (also recognized as an effective side bowl method)
Most commonly performed in high-intimacy social situations such as dates. However recently, many men have adopted this style as common practice and standard etiquette. (see throne-pisser)
The most common method is to sit far rear on the seat, and to point the penis downwards into the concave of the bowl using the index and middle fingers to apply pressure to the top the shaft.
While it is sometimes thought of as simple, finding the perfect balance of direction and pressure according to the unique shape and material of the bowl has been regarded by men as an art form, requiring a delicate touch and intense self control.
This is usually done to greatly reduce the chance of embarrassment caused by wet patches, splashback, dripping, excessive sound and other problems that can occur while a man urinates in the conventional upright position. (also recognized as an effective side bowl method)
Most commonly performed in high-intimacy social situations such as dates. However recently, many men have adopted this style as common practice and standard etiquette. (see throne-pisser)
The most common method is to sit far rear on the seat, and to point the penis downwards into the concave of the bowl using the index and middle fingers to apply pressure to the top the shaft.
While it is sometimes thought of as simple, finding the perfect balance of direction and pressure according to the unique shape and material of the bowl has been regarded by men as an art form, requiring a delicate touch and intense self control.
"On my date last night I was so nervous that i decided to throne piss, and it turned out just fine!"
A: "Dude, I didn't hear you pissing just then."
B: "That's coz I was throne-pissing bro!"
A: "Holy shit, I do that too!"
A: "Dude, I didn't hear you pissing just then."
B: "That's coz I was throne-pissing bro!"
A: "Holy shit, I do that too!"
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Get the Pissed Timmy mug.When an unsnipped male has finished masturbating goes to the bathroom, pinches his foreskin closed and releases his "Golden shower." This fills up the penis with urine and washes all of his semen out of his penis.
Person 1: That was a good fap.
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!
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