by MrLix March 8, 2021
Get the Breakmug. The crack break is the time of the day when it's a break, and you and your homies go outside of the school to smoke a fucking beautiful bag of crack. Usually, the teachers don't say anything and will grab their own bag of crack and smoke with you. The police, on the other hand, will try to steal all your crack for their own purposes, so be careful to not lose your genuine and imposing bag of crack.
by Crack Maniac March 2, 2020
Get the crack breakmug. by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
Get the Reality Breakingmug. National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
by Pop loo June 22, 2023
Get the National break up daymug. A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
Get the Mommy Pee breakmug. by Mudk1p? January 4, 2017
Get the kitty breakmug. Something you use to explain the fact that you never catch a break no matter what you are doing or how hard you may try to fight it.
by UDMaster101 February 13, 2022
Get the The Forbidden Breakmug.