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Cunt life

An almighty uterus gang comprised of 2 or more members.
I didn't chose through cunt life, the cunt life chose me.
by Heat of the Assbutt July 9, 2016
mugGet the Cunt lifemug.

lax is life

“lax is life” is a term commonly used by lacrosse players to show how much they love lax. sometimes used sarcastically, but deep down it’s really true for all of us out there who play lacrosse.
what are you doing today”
“i have lacrosse practice
“again?”
yeah man lax is life”
by bay.my.bae December 10, 2017
mugGet the lax is lifemug.

climaxless life

the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.

any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.

sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)

-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!

sue had never suffered a climaxless life

her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
by michael foolsley June 22, 2012
mugGet the climaxless lifemug.

life dump

(Verb): to inform an often unsuspecting person about a series of personal, usually dramatic life events during one overwhelming conversation
Girl 1: I think I scared him away.
Girl 2: That's because you life dumped him.
by sidewalkchalk March 8, 2013
mugGet the life dumpmug.

Life Bank

Life Bank - The bank where karma, Karma Cash, is paid or owed into the universe of life, regardless of ANY lifeforms.
You don't want to ever owe to the Life Bank because if you don't have the Karma Cash to pay, then the bank starts collecting on your family and they shouldn't have to pay for you being a piece of shit.
by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 16, 2019
mugGet the Life Bankmug.

Leaf Life

A basic white girl phrase commonly used in Instagram captions to describe how a girl is living her life during the fall season.
So excited I got to spend this beautiful fall day in the woods seeing all the pretty leaves # leaf life
by Princess Diane October 16, 2019
mugGet the Leaf Lifemug.

Gacha life

gacha life is a dress up game made by luni (lumine), most people think it's terrible but honestly, I believe the weird side of the community is slowly dying out (, just don't look up gacha on youtube, go visit the subreddit instead (r/gachaclub)
(if you were to compare, the gacha community in 2017/18 is KIIIINDA like Roblox right now, a hellhole with a bunch of 9 to 12-year-old kids trying to fetishize a fukcing dress up game)
a gacha "kid" who makes NSFW content of a focking dress-up game: UWU LOOK AT MY OC! HE'S SO QUIRKY AND CUTE AND HE LIKES TO cencord WITH HIS GAY BF UWU ALSO HE WEARS SKIRTS AND PINK!!11!
an anti gacha who is JUST AS TOXIC as the toxic gachas: OMG GACHA LIFE IS SOOOOO CRINGE!!!!! AND UNBASED!!!YOU'RE SUCH A CRINGE GACHATARD!!! GO GET A LIFE GACHA KID!!
a gacha person who has a life: I don't give a single fuck, go touch some grass or something
by an idiot named kate September 15, 2021
mugGet the Gacha lifemug.

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