Sluttily throwing yourself at a male who's after another chick, hoping to get some side action from him, sometimes even stealing him from another chick.
"Holy shit, that guy's pretty good-looking, but he likes Christy more than me. I think I'm gonna commit some friendless fire." -A grenade, usually obese.
by The Atlas September 9, 2014
Get the Friendless Firemug. by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018
Get the Fire hydrantmug. a fire hydrant is an inside joke used between my friends.... meaning when a fugly guy sees a hot woman (us) and gets the urge to come and fuck us getting a boner.
by Brosephine kasberger January 24, 2017
Get the Fire hydrantmug. Most are living their 3rd life, can heal and protect you, most can predict the furture and also have premonitions to be able to save lives, if you ever meet one they won't tell you that they are one unless your one of them, they are telepathic and are empath. Also if you meet one don't let them go they are very good hearted honest loyal people. Don't piss one off because they have powers and can destroy your life in a blink of an eye so trust them when they give advise as well it's true and honest, and very knowledgeable remember they have been here for 3 terms of this life.
by Treeisme April 5, 2022
Get the fire angelmug. by Djkhaledfannn July 10, 2018
Get the Fired chickenmug. You were impeached and nowww you’re fired! Hopefully now we’ll get back to some semblance of the “green”. A hole in one for America and democracy.
by JustJustice November 13, 2020
Get the you’re firedmug. The term used by your asshole boss, when you fuck up once. Once the term is you flip him off and continue your work until you are forced to leave.
Tom is working on a potato display.
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives
Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave
Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday
Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.
Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives
Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave
Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday
Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.
Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020
Get the Your Firedmug.