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by somerandomguy8===D June 2, 2020
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Noah

Noah is a man of many talents, i swear that nigga can do everything. Everything Noah does is for the badge, but a downside to noah is he has a small penis.
by unknownuser12345678 October 26, 2022
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Noah

A complete dickhead that treats girls like shit. Don’t trust a Noah, Especially if he lives in New Zealand. Noah is narcissistic. Stay away from Noah.
“Girl, meet this guy right! I thought he was the coolest guy ever. However I got to know him, and found out that he was a complete narcissistic Jerk! And guess what, apparently I am the crazy one like all his other ex’s. He sure likes playing the victim!”

“Is his name Noah?”

“Yah…wait how did you know?”

“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
by Realityisntfun March 2, 2022
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Noah

Friend: Noah, why are you such a pessimist. Take an example of Yesah.
by sovianYH December 12, 2018
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Noah Key

the drummer of the band, chapter 13.

A very gorgeous young man, with a serious talent.
Noah key is such a great drummer, Chapter 13 are lucky to have him.
by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021
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Noah

The name Noah isn’t just a name—it’s a whole lifestyle upgrade. If you know a Noah, congratulations, you’ve basically hit the lottery of human connections. Noahs are the type of people who casually drop a 10/10 personality while also being the smartest in the room without even trying. They’ve got the perfect combo of chill and ambition—someone who can joke around but also pull off being the most reliable person you know.

They’re the kind of friend who turns every boring moment into a memory, the kind of teammate who makes everyone else play better just by existing, and the kind of guy who manages to be athletic, funny, and actually kind (rare). Noahs don’t chase the vibe—they are the vibe.

If you meet a Noah, keep him around. He’s the definition of a W.
That’s Noah—bro’s literally HIM
by noahbcool28 August 19, 2025
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NOAH

Noah Jonathan Asiaf is a predator who still prays on little girls. He is wanted for over 10 war crimes and consumes everything in his path. If he comes across your child…HE WILL EAT THEM
by The Creator Of UD March 11, 2022
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