National Poop Day

National Poop Day is a day where you and your friends have to poop at least 3-5 times in one day. If not then you have failed poop day and you and your friends (whoever failed) has to stick their whole middle finger up their own butthole.

“Yo man did you know today’s national poop day?!”

by bootysmacker1000 October 3, 2020

national gay day

A day when all gay activity’s are ok and not to be mentioned after

Man slaps another mans butt aye it’s national gay day

by Djsilverx February 7, 2018

mexican national anthem

"Attention K-mart Shoppers"

Hold off for a sec on ur shoplifting amigos, our national anthem is on

by Wang from Princeton May 13, 2005

National nudes day

April 17th, or national nudes day, is a day where you send explicit pictures of your body to a person of the opposite sex

Oh I’m going to try nudes off of her tomorrow as it’s national nudes day!

by The Mingemeister April 16, 2020

National Punk Day

Also known as-NPD

Its where you throw on a British/Irish punk accent, dress like a punk rocker (Ramones, Sex Pistols, etc.).
*Note- These bands are just examples, being a punk is about being bold and doing something unique and original. Also, I'm not responsible for any anarchist activity you do on this day, or any other day.


It's always to be celebrated on January 31st (Johnny Rotton's Birthday. It's made as a response to Natinoal Emo Day.

Celebrator #1 - "Oy! Are you celebratin' National Punk Day?"

Celebrator #2 - "I am you lazy sod... NOW F*** OFF YOU C***!"

by Austin M-H October 9, 2008

air national guard

weekend worriors, part time soldiers.

"we defend our country on the weekend"

by psedonym February 25, 2005

British National Party

A bunch of racist retards who think that people who believe a certain thing are not british and shouldn't be able to fly in and out. they say that mixed racist relationships should not be aloud cuz it ruins the family tree. but they are fools as everyone is actually from a black desent

British National Party: You are not british
Person: yes i am

by K-Scrawl August 30, 2009