your mom

usually used when she/he doesn't have a comeback.

"your so weird" "your mom"

by ocean green blue May 18, 2020

mom apron

The stomach flap left behind after giving birth. It is generally just loose skin, but can have fat in it as well. It's name comes from the fact that it can look like an apron that is tied around the waist.

After I had my kid, I developed such a flabby mom apron.

by TheFartSaver July 19, 2020

your mom

who I fucked last night

Kid: "I did your mom!"
Me: "Oh cool you also do that"

by dickweed69420 November 26, 2021

Emmas Mom

a person who is actually nice to their daughter and is buying her salad and picking her up from school

Wow emmas mom is nothing like mine

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

Your Mom

Possibly the worst comeback in history that you can say, but everyone thinks it is so funny

I was talking to Nolan and called him a dumbass, and he said Your Mom is a dumbass.

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

Mrs.Karen’s mom

What you call your friends mom when you are 8

Lil you: mrs.karen’s mom?
Karen’s mom: yes hun?
Lil you: Can I have some watter ?

by Chad the frat boy July 17, 2019

davis moms

The scariest moms you'll ever meet. They usually have the "May I speak to the manager" haircut These moms usually reside in the Farmington/Layton/Woods cross UTAH area. They are extremely judgy people and they think they are the shit because they go to church every Sunday but are totally okay with their kids marrying at the age of 17.

Person 1: "Wow that lady is a bitch."
Person 2: "Don't pay her any attention she's just one of those Davis moms."

by Yoyotototo August 22, 2017