When you struggle with something and call for help, and the other person solves the problem by just existing and you look like an idiot.
You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.
Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.
You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.
Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.
Kid: "Mom the TV isn't turning on something is wrong"
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*
by Guulagg February 22, 2022
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A term for a person that tries to be responsible when a group of friends go shopping at the grocery store.
They typically like to be organized and only purchase the essentials while the other friends try to buy junk food (like Twinkies and Doritos).
Grocery Moms can get frustrated and yell at their friends like they are children. Sometimes they break down and cry in the store when the "kids" get out of hand.
They typically like to be organized and only purchase the essentials while the other friends try to buy junk food (like Twinkies and Doritos).
Grocery Moms can get frustrated and yell at their friends like they are children. Sometimes they break down and cry in the store when the "kids" get out of hand.
Lindsay: "Boys get back here!!"
Chris: "But I want Doritos!"
Justin: "But I want Twinkies"
Dave: "Everyone loves sandwiches!! What about light syrup?"
Lindsay: "No we must follow the list!!"
Chris: "You're such a grocery mom"
Chris: "But I want Doritos!"
Justin: "But I want Twinkies"
Dave: "Everyone loves sandwiches!! What about light syrup?"
Lindsay: "No we must follow the list!!"
Chris: "You're such a grocery mom"
by Grocery Mom August 25, 2013
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