Meat Camp

My boss Meg.

Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.

by Flexo Rodriguez October 1, 2017

Emergency Meat

Beef jerky/Slim Jim, which can be kept in an office desk drawer indefinitely, until the day when you're just desperate for protein and/or high quantities of sodium.

Two hours till lunch? Throw me over a stick of emergency meat!

by Elaine Urban December 30, 2009

meat scarf

When one's chin simultaneously connects to their neck causing one big flab of skin with no definition between the two.
aka: chin to neck disease

I lost my candy in the folds of my meat scarf.

by Oh wise Chica June 2, 2011

meat curl

The act of masterbating while building muscle mass on your good arm.

"Call me back later, I got sets of meat curls left."
"I'm doing meat curls to this flick"
"My right arm is getting swole from these meat curls"

by shortmeat November 30, 2011

meat ruffle

Mulitple levels of fat flaps covering the circumference of ones body. Similar to the "Meat Skirt" idea but more hanging skin at various thicknesses... Larger than standard "roll" size

meat ruffle...From a distance i thought the lady had on a floppy tutu, after getting closer i noticed the fabric of her clothing had just gotten caught up in her rippling meat ruffle

by Intestinal Chaos August 17, 2011

meat check

The process of observing the external sexual organ of a male (most of the time male) to see if it is in view of the naked eye.

John: Hey Jane can you do a meat check real fast? that girl just gave me a rager and i don’t want my mom to see.
Jane: Sure John! and yah you look good.

by FijiTreyOfficial April 10, 2019

Meat Mittens

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.

Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.

by AlimonyBob October 27, 2015