matthew kang

A good friend but can get crazy. Generally has ADHD so will get off task easily. If he doesn't have his morning pills he will eat cheerios with water, strawberry yogurt, apple juice, and oranges.

"Eww did matthew kang really eat that"
"Matthew did you take your pills today?!"

by Siggety Diggety Doo February 28, 2019

Matthew

Silly dude that might try to kiss his best friends little sister. Has a fun personality but sometimes says weird things. A weirdo for sure but has a sweet heart.

Matthew is weird

by hollaatme April 18, 2020

Matthew Buller

A real faggot and a true cunt and has been since he came out of the womb, also normally a giant bitch

See that guy over there? Thats Matthew Buller and he's the real cunt here.

by Matthew8Buller August 2, 2018

matthew maynard

Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny

Indecisive big asshole Matthew maynard

by -Anonafuckingmous September 21, 2013

Matthew

Matthew un webo

Alan: Mira Carlos, conoces a Matthew?
Carlos: Matthew
Alan: Matthew un webo Carlos, jajajajaja

by Prankster21 April 20, 2024

Matthew Roger Guichard

A really nice young man

He is a Matthew Roger Guichard because he bought me chipotle one time.

by Kumasi October 10, 2016

Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.

"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"

by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019