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Mary Jane Champagne

Someone who is both drunk and high.
by L.I.A.M. February 1, 2013
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Katelin Marie Lillie

is the most amazing girl any guy could have. shes the prettiest in school. she drives me crazy with her looks. i get all warm and tingly when she kisses me. she has an amazing sense of humor. her smile can light up the room. she acts cute around you and knows how to make your laughter grow and your tears disappear. the girl i can love for who she is. you cant stay mad at her for a long amount of time. her eyes are memorizing. you cant help to love everything about her, her walk, her talk, how she smells. she looks beautiful no matter what she is wearing and does not need make up to look good. she the girl i would die for, i would never give up on, and i would fight for no matter what. you like to see her happy more then yourself. you cant stop complementing her cus you know it will never be enough. you cant describe her with words cus if you could you would use every word imaginable. she finds away to get stuck in your head so you constantly think about her and dream about her. every other girl looks dull in comparison to her and you cant look at them. when your with her you can hardly breath cus she takes your breath away. your always trying to find new things to do to keep her happy. you wait on her hand and foot and do what ever she says cus you respect her. you dedicate your whole life to wanting to be by her side.
there wasnt enough room to describe how amazing Katelin Marie Lillie is.
by pokepoke;) May 26, 2013
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The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo
Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha
by Noia November 8, 2013
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Nasty Mary Anne

A being named Mary Anne who went to Lake Forest, Illinois High School who smokes 50 cigarettes a day and has nasty teeth that are brown and yellow, is an alcoholic and lives with your grand parents in there side house and doesn't pay any form of rent money but occasionally weeds dead flowers and drives them places and should be out on her ass in the streets. A bitch who is two face friends with your mother and family is a full on Nasty Satanist who accepts blood money all the time to hide 3rd Dimensional Humans off her smart phone
Dude Nasty Mary Anne is grose don't answer her call
by The Gods & Goddesses November 7, 2019
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Mary Brooks Bruner

Mary Brooks is a big fat bitch who eats chickfila and should be sponsored by Postmates
Guy 1- "Hey, do you see that fat girl?"
Guy 2- "She must be a Mary Brooks Bruner"
by andiooooooooop November 8, 2019
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Reverse Mary Poppins

The act of sliding a long, staff-like object into a container that should in no way be able to hold the entire length
Did you see that sword swallower at the circus? He was reverse Mary Poppinsing that thing ALL the way down.
by Erlenkonig November 21, 2019
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Josh Eli Mari

a person who loves hanging out, and when you find a Josh Eli Mari, you'll want to keep him forever as he will love you unconditionally.
someone: josh eli mari loves me so much
someone #2: i wish i had a josh eli mari, they are keepers
by big.booty.boi May 25, 2019
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