james patrick march

sweet serial killer; dead hotel owner; hot asf; dresses in his signature 1920s/30s couture; seggsy pencil moustache; says "darling... you are a relelationnnnn..." after you do the deed; handsome; gorgeous; to die for.
the fridge: you are so lame! you have a cardboard cutout of james patrick march!
me: f off
by venetianromance January 04, 2022
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Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.
Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal
by A Sharp Major December 07, 2020
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1st March 2024

Could it be?
On this day the 1st March 2024 something will happen.
by King Zero owner of da Universe October 24, 2023
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March 27 2024

The day when the world will end
Man: Fuck you!
Man 2: March 27 2024
Man: Sorry..
by absolutely BONKers! September 25, 2023
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March, 26, 2023

March, 26, 2023 is a very important day bc itz me birthday les go!!111!
yo its matmannn bday on March, 26, 2023

some kid: yea thats cool but I didnt ask
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Milk Man March

You must fill a milk carton with cum over the duration of the month
Guy 1: Are you doing Milk Man March?
Guy 2:. I'm already halfway on the 4th day!
by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname November 04, 2020
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Mega Masturbation March

Also known as MMM this is the Destroy Dick December (DDD) for females since it follows Finger Free February (FFF) (No Nut November for males) Ultimately, the concept of this for females is to masturbate as much as you can until your period. when your period ends and it is still MMM, keep going. The rules are the same as DDD, so go see that definition.
girl 1: are you gonna participate in Mega Masturbation March?
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.
by GayFemalefrfrfrfr March 07, 2023
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