When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.
"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".
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Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.
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