mike

the stuffed animal u had when u where 7 T-T

mike is taking a nap mom!

by hi bestie October 18, 2021

mike niesen

a jewish kid who will be very powerful and rich, you will be instantly sexually attracted

mike niesen's dick smells like fish

by steve jones of canton January 12, 2011

mike strong

Mike fucking Strong a god of all In this world sex appeal runs through his veins. He is what FBGM is about no gay shit like BLM he comes off as gay but he will rock your socks off with his magnum dong

Holy dick that’s mike strong

by Gaymannotreallytho May 3, 2021

Marinara Mike

A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.

I just gave bill a massive marinara Mike

by ImALasagnaHog November 7, 2020

Mike

The smelliest person in the world

That mike is so smelly

by Bocaj101 February 15, 2022

Shit-miking

Shitposting by means of micspamming in a conference call.

We were having a pleasant time in the call yesterday, until this douchebag started shit-miking and making people leave.

by Nazo-baka July 24, 2016

Mike

1. Someone who’s name or nickname is Mike

2. The name Mike, usually short for Michael

William: Hi Mike!
Mike: Hello!

by am_spooky_ocapus April 15, 2022