by Yooooooo12345 February 3, 2018
A man who enjoys his taste of women. He is straight and not gay, he will never be gay for other guys, however he always thought of himself as a lesbian because of how much he likes the taste of that dank puss He never liked the feeling of actual sex he only gets orgasmic pleasure by orally pleasing a woman.
Me:Guys guys I think I'm a straight lesbian male.
Friend: what?
Me: yeah yeah I only like licking that puss sticking it in never really did anything.
Friend: what the fuck is wrong with you.
Friend: what?
Me: yeah yeah I only like licking that puss sticking it in never really did anything.
Friend: what the fuck is wrong with you.
by The wandering watermelon February 17, 2018
1. A man hating, butch kind of she male who wears CIA sunglasses when driving, has shaved hair a nose ring and plays an acoustic guitar to reveal the sensitive side of her personality.
2. A she male who's ass is as big as her truck
2. A she male who's ass is as big as her truck
1. She's most likely to say: 'get outta the way small dick, i'm a fat truck driving lesbian and i'm gonna sing the times are changin'
2. She's most likely to hear: 'get off the sidewalk. there's a fat truck driving lesbian whose ass crack will swallow us'
2. She's most likely to hear: 'get off the sidewalk. there's a fat truck driving lesbian whose ass crack will swallow us'
by xiao hauzi July 4, 2006
One of the most devastating roasts ever invented, designed to bring terror upon its victims and end their will to live
Karl: Lmao you suck john
John: no u
Karl: ur mom gay lol
John: *cries*
Karl: hah nerd
John: wait a second
John: ur dad lesbian lol
Karl: *Has a stroke and fucking dies*
John: no u
Karl: ur mom gay lol
John: *cries*
Karl: hah nerd
John: wait a second
John: ur dad lesbian lol
Karl: *Has a stroke and fucking dies*
by LilWaffleTwat September 23, 2018
Me: Oh my gosh, she totally made out with Brittany a few minutes ago.
You: Yeah, but she's only a two high five lesbian.
-high fives twice-
You: Yeah, but she's only a two high five lesbian.
-high fives twice-
by Thatkidfrombtown October 24, 2010
A lesbian ritual in which a lesbian dominatrix urinates into an enema bag and then immediately inserts the enema tube into her lesbian slave's anus and releases the full contents of the enema bag into her slave's intestines.
Or, sometimes a funnel is inserted into the slave girl's anus and the lesbian dominatrix urinates directly into her slave's rectum.
In either case, the maximum temperature of the lesbian dominartrix's urine is retained, thereby the name "hot piss enema".
Or, sometimes a funnel is inserted into the slave girl's anus and the lesbian dominatrix urinates directly into her slave's rectum.
In either case, the maximum temperature of the lesbian dominartrix's urine is retained, thereby the name "hot piss enema".
Stephanie has not urinated for 36 hours in preparation for giving Allison her famous lesbian hot piss enema!
by Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) March 2, 2009
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